25 Years too Late

I kind of hope this doesn't catch on. only because I'm looking forward to subjecting my kids to the same torture I had to go through while growing up. The pull starting, the pushing and pulling, the empty the bag, the pull starting again because you waited too long to cut it to begin with and now its getting plugged up because the grass is way too long.
Is it wrong to treat parenthood as a revenge tool?
Honda Miimo Mower